Chris Bael is a young druidic acolyte born in Suxold who is unanimously considered by everyone who meets him as the single saddest person on the planet. He joined a group of adventurers for a short while to perhaps find some happiness in life, but his dejection only increased as everything around him spiraled unendingly into death. He took to wearing black eyeliner (which, it was pointed out, was itself made of dead plant and animal life) and writing poetry to cleanse his black heart. He reached his breaking point during an exploration of the cave system near his hometown when he suddenly came across a dog corpse half-devoured by a carrion crawler. Breaking down in tears, he fled for the exit. His current whereabouts are unknown.